A San Antonio, Texas sex shop will have to shell out for a food permit to keep offering edible underwear and other intimate treats. The owner thinks the city bureaucracy is going too far. She warns anyone looking for sustenance in her wares that they are "not going to fill you up... I don't think you would actually eat, lick, or taste enough."

So what's the nutritional value of a candy bra? The Sporkful investigated.

Not much. 40 calories, with 9g of carbs and sugar. And for you health nuts, it's fat and sodium free. There's more on the newly erotic pursuits of San Antonio restaurant investigators in LA Weekly. Thanks to eagle-eyed Sporkful listener Adam from Alexandria, VA for flagging us. /mark