Over-thinking your coffee order is the last thing you want to be doing before, you know, you've had your morning coffee.

Dan and Portlandia stars Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein are here to help. Whether you're trying to get more coffee in your iced coffee, land your tip into the tip jar more smoothly, or achieve more concision in your coffee order, this episode of "You're Eating Drinking It Wrong" has you covered.

After all, the quicker you ask -- the quicker you shall receive.

Talia Ralph is a freelance writer pursuing her Master's in Food Systems at NYU. She also helps produce Eating Matters on Heritage Radio Network and contributes to VICE Munchies, Lucky Peach, and several Edible magazines. Follow her on Twitter @TaliaBethRalph.

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