One night many years ago, Dan Pashman went out drinking. He had so much to drink that the next morning, when he arrived at his job as a data entry temp, he was probably still drunk. He got himself an egg and cheese sandwich, and it was so delicious that he spent the rest of the day writing an ode to egg and cheese sandwiches, to the tune of Peter Paul & Mary's "Lemon Tree." Now, for the first time, by popular demand, that song is performed for all the world. Yes, it sounds like something a drunk 23-year-old would write, but cut Dan some slack. When you were a drunk 23-year-old, what were you accomplishing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAH_rFquJVY?wmode=transparent