Two inches of Heather Coleman's turkey club disappear from her office fridge. And Heather’s life will never be the same.

Dan's mom, a therapist, joins us to counsel a married couple who can't agree about how to salt their food.

Dan sets out on a mission in which he attempts to take three actions to alleviate his food guilt: compost, spice up his leftovers, and figure out what expiration dates actually mean.